What Is MARKETING?

1 . You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich.

“Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing


2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.” –That’s Advertising


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me” – That’s Telemarketing


4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:

“By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations


5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! “Can you marry ! me?” – That’s Brand Recognition


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. –That’s Customer Feedback


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.” –That’s demand and supply gap


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ss=”Apple-style-span” style=”font-size:medium;”>8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him –That’s competition eating into your market share



9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. –That’s restriction for entering new markets

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